Category Archives: Humor

The Worst Halloween Ever (1979)

You will not find this fact in any textbook, or even on Wikipedia, but I can attest that October 31st, 1979 was The Worst Halloween Ever. Of course, we don’t know we’re making history while we’re making it. All I knew at the time was that I had the worst luck of any kid in …

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And the #1 Un-Christmassy Christmas Song IS…

Finally! We have arrived at the pinnacle of Mt. UnChristmas. The only clue I dropped during this whole Top 13 countdown was song #7 (“Where Are You, Christmas?” by Faith Hill, from the 2000 remake of “The Grinch.”) 1.You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch- Thurl Ravenscroft (UNCREDITED!) Most everybody knows that the Grinch in the …

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4… 3… 2…More Un-Christmassy Fun!

Please Come Home for Christmas- the Eagles (and Charles Brown, Bon Jovi, Pat Benatar, etc.)       Bells will be ringing this sad sad News Oh what a Christmas to have the blues My baby’s gone I have no friends To wish me greetings once again   Originally released in 1960 by blues singer Charles …

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Cracking Open the Top 10: My UN-Christmassy Christmas Song Playlist

Aaaand we’re back,with more Un-Christmassy fun! It’s time to start unveiling the Top 10. Ready?  Christmas Will Be Just Another Lonely Day- Brenda Lee   I fought with myself over whether to include this tune or not. After all, 99.999% of you who are reading this (which amounts to,perhaps ten or twelve people) have never …

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